Author Archives: Old Duster

Parents just know…

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s flatmate Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his flatmate, and this only made her more … Continue reading

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Advice, like youth, is probably just wasted on the young.

Ladies and gentlemen of the class of ’97: Wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists, whereas the rest of my … Continue reading

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